Balakrishna went to cloth market
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plane lo chupinch mantara….
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…? Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell the answer….. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Interviewer : Congrats you have selected....
U r 1st year salary is Rs19000 and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year….. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
Aghora: orey baliga.. nuvvu 400 years aina maaravu ra... thu..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?
Because He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach…. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Balaya: Tiruvnannthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want Lift…? Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be. “SEEMALO SALEPURUGU” CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BALAYYA ROCKING AGAIN.........! One more wonderful
Joke: Jr.NTR: Babai, repu maadi gruha pravesham.. nuvvu thappakunda raavali... sarena?
Balayya: Alage thappakunda vasthara... intaki function hall ekkada??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu...
Do you know why??? Why??
Because he heard from somewhere that in maths...
every step carries marks.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manthri: Maharaaja "YUDDHANIKI SIDDHAM AVVAMANI PAKKA DESHAM RAJU SMS PAMPARU..." em cheyyamantaru Prabhu (Balayya).....???? Balayya: "SMS SENDING FAILED" ani reply pampandi... manthri... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idi keka One more New Joke:
Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines)
anni dorikayi kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...
Doctor: Stupid,
ela dorukuthundi...
adi naa signature ra JAFFA.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A friend of Balayya asks him a question:
Friend: khali kadupuna(empty stomach)
nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu?
Balayya: 6
Friend: kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu....
Balayya:Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu.. Friend: ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane..
adi khali kadupu avvadu kada???
Balayya: abba super joke cheppav ra..
maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu...
Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question:
Balayya: Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu..
Jr.NTR:10
Balayya:Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Doctor 2 Bali: am Sorry Babu garu...meeku Brain tumor undi...
Bali:hammayaaaaaaa....idokati chalu doctor naku brain undi ani cheppukovataniki chala chala thanks.... Doctor fainted ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself... you know what was the question? Interviewer: Which is the best and biggest network and the answer was an amazing one.....
Balayya: CARTOON NETWORK....... ************************************************
Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo.
Balayya: Ee shampoo entha?
Shopkeeper: 110Rs
Balayya: Deenitho paatu emanna free unda?
ShopKeeper: Emiledu sir.
Balayya: Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave???? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ballaya to shopkeeper:oka 8th class book ivvandi
shopkeeper:stock ledu
ballaya:aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku
