Just for fun..!! :)

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How Newton Died ?

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He died After seen South Indian Movies..

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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o ;-)

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...


So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...
If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...
If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but
If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.

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Imagine
U & me join NASA

After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name 4rm NASA to..
"SARVANASA"

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Earlier
 LuvStartd wid Eyes
Grew wid Gifts
Ended wid Tears


Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone
Grows wid Msgs
&
Ends wid "Upbhogta
Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai.

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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

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Physics would have been much much easier...
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

 B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"

WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!

"A day without laughter is a day wasted"